T.M.I.

Two nurses talking to each other about a dance lesson poster in the staff lounge;
Nurse 1: Did you hear about those dance lessons?
Nurse 2: Yeah I did but my husband won’t go cuz he’s a crappy dancer.
Nurse 1: My husband sucks at dancing as well – the only dancing he’s good at is between the sheets and even then I have to fake the shakes.
Nurse 2: 0_o - You need a new husband.