Thursday, November 13, 2008

Conscious Sedation Chats

Happened while prepping a pt for conscious sedation for an I&D

Doc: Okay dear just relax and think of pleasant thoughts.
Pt: Man I’m thinking I look like Halle Barry! Life is gooooood!
Doc: What’s a halle berry?
Pt: DAYUM doc you one OLD DOOD!
Me and 2 other nurses: Giggle snort chuckle!
Doc: Just push in the stupid fentanyl!
Me: Sure thing – giggle snort chuckle!
Doc: Glares at everyone in the room


Old MD Girl said...

Ouch! That's pretty sad.

artillerywifecq said...

hally barry and holy berry, to very different things. I am giggling now. Snort snort.