Thursday, November 6, 2008

Diagnosis – Degenerate

17 year old girl comes in with her douche bag of a boyfriend complaining of abdominal pain, distension and vaginal discharge with whitish tissue. When asked when she had her last period, she says 2 months ago. When asked if she has unprotected sex she says ‘all the fucking time’. When asked if she thought she could be pregnant she gets a deer-in-the-headlights look and says, ‘but he doesn’t cum in me!’ The boyfriend emphatically supports this. Then he asks, ‘but couldn’t her gut be hurtin’ cuz I fucked her too hard in the ass?’ Ew. No you degenerate assbag it’s because she’s pregnant and miscarrying. Some people seriously should have IQ testing done before attempting to reproduce.


artillerywifecq said...

AMEN!!! She sounds like my pregnancy test STAT who came in by ambo then wanted an ambo ride home. When I asked her what the hurry was she said her other 3 children (5,3,2) were home alone.... Let me call the sheriff's department, i am sure they can hook you up with a free ride, but I bet its not to your home!

lilqt1389 said...

Do you have somthing against teenagers? It seem like you have alot of problems a nurse should not have such as alot of resentment towards your patients even. I really think you should find another career preferably somthing away from other people.

Tee said...

Good grief, I would have had to sit on my hands in order not to slap both of them!