Monday, June 1, 2009

My First Time

“I think I’m joy-gasming”

Overheard when the charge nurse for the day walks into a completely empty department. No one in triage, no one in trauma, no one in resuscitation and no one in fast track. I doubt this will ever happen again. I think the night crew should have gotten a raise just for that night. This has nothing to do with the fact that I was part of that night shift.

3 comments:

Grumpy, M.D. said...

Shhhhhhh........

Don't jinx it.

Reality Rounds said...

I am never happy with an empty unit. Why? Because it means the shit is gonna hit the fan any second. An empty unit is not good foreplay. Trust me.

Maha said...

Incredibly mean of me, but I was leaving the empty unit so I was very happy because there was no report to give and for once I actually got back home at a decent time. But its true - when walking into an empty unit, wear protective gear cuz it'll all go downhill after that!