Monday, November 30, 2009

Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumbass

It’s befitting that I got to take care of the following three gentlemen after getting TNCC* certified. Three home-boyz found themselves in a slight altercation involving a ‘fine ass bitch’ who turned them all down. Home-boy #1 took out his gun and shot home-boy #2 near the tibia. Home-boy #2 was not impressed so he shot home-boy #1 in the upper thigh. Feeling a little left out and getting pissed off at home-boy #2 for shooting home-boy #1, home-boy #3 took out his gun but wasn’t quite schooled in how to use it properly and so, ended up shooting himself in the foot. All three of them limped in cursing and bloody and accusing each other of ‘startin’ shit and messin’ wid da fine bitch’ who supposedly belonged to one of them only. At home-boy #1’s insistence, I caved in and called the woman who they were fighting over only to have her curtly tell me to euthanize them all. Needless to say, the ‘po-po’ were also involved.

*TNCC - Trauma Nursing Core Course

18 comments:

Sunflower RN said...

Too funny. Idiots!!

Flea said...

The 'fine ass bitch' is obviously the smartest person in the story! Besides you, of course. :)

An Open Heart said...

Bright, they are, eh? love the way you give the story to us in their vernacular!

S

little d, S.N. said...

I agree with Flea. She's the only one with two functioning hemispheres out of the whole lot.

midwest woman said...

congrats on the TNCC...who needs eharmony when you have this arena to find a possible soulmate....all fine specimens of manhood, these three. get any phone numbers? :)

LivingDeadNurse said...

hilarious! thanks needed that

Gert said...

Awesome....!

torontoemerg said...

Soulmates... hmmmm... can I come to work there?????

Doctor D said...

Poor guys! After all they did to impress the fine-ass bitch, she still broke their hearts!

~TH said...

Hysterical! I do not miss ED one bit... not that I don't have baby mamma and baby daddy drama to deal with enough as it is on L&D.

congrats on your cert

minimedic said...

only to have her curtly tell me to euthanize them all

You go girl!

ERP said...

Now, Now, I am sure these fine gentleman were simply courting a society pages comely woman and one threw down the gauntlet. A three way duel ensued and all honour was preserved.

StorytellERdoc said...

LOL...too funny! Better the foot than the groin, I guess. Enjoying your site...

Anonymous said...

At least they didn't shoot their guns in my classroom! How I love inner city teaching! I have whole room of students with gang-connections. I think nursing is a whole lot safer these days.

-- Teach

glee said...

Oh dear god

RehabNurse said...

Congratulations!

Love the title...I get to work with TweedleDumbAss all weekend.

Ain't they special? (tongue firmly in cheek)

Old MD Girl said...

Love it!

Roy said...

It's all wrong what you're writing.
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