Monday, November 2, 2009

Keeping Kosher

Elderly Jewish patient with a sense of humor who tested positive for H1N1: Is it Kosher for me to suffer from the swine flu?

Me: Sir, almost seven years of schooling and the meager experience that I have as a nurse in this department has not prepared me to answer your question in a satisfactory manner. Would you like some orange juice?

5 comments:

An Open Heart said...

(grin)........


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midwest woman said...

only if you're practicing orthodox...funny comment

torontoemerg said...

That sounds like a very rabbinical question. Good choice in evading it. :)

Ellie said...

Very nice. :)

carol said...

Ha, he should have gotten bird flu it must have been another one of those cosmic screw ups in the universe