Friday, July 24, 2009

Highly Personal Shit

Location – ER waiting room
Time – 0327

Me: Hi there, how can I help you?
Patient: Yeah, yeah, I’m going through some highly personal SHIT.
Me: Meaning?
Patient: Yeah I need some Percocet and Ativan for my highly personal shit.
Me: Have a seat.

Best triaging I’ve ever done while getting an unofficial orientation to the area!


Grumpy, M.D. said...

Well, being a junkie involves, getting high, it's personal, and they are full of shit.

DreamingTree said...

That is some good shit! :-D

Maha said...

Dr Grumpy that's a brilliant summary of that gentleman's predicament!