26 y/o male presenting with approximately 5cm lac to dorsal surface of right hand near thumb from xacto knife approx 2 hours ago while installing carpeting. Moderate bleeding from laceration. Patient unable to flex/extend thumb.
Pain scale – “It feels like my wife sliced my hand open with a hot knife and my girlfriend poured vinegar into it”.
That descriptor conveys an incredible depth of emotion that leaves 10/10 looking rather bland.
1 hour ago
6 comments:
That's a definite 11/10 if I ever heard one. I'd imagine he was still unsuccessful at receiving the coveted dilaudid PCA though....
;-)
Wow. That must hurt. Maybe they're into something kinky...
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is a great way to describe pain!
xx
Jaxs
That's a good description.
I wonder if he had a nightmare like that? Wife and girlfriend tag-team and not in a good way.
perhaps that's what REALLY happened...
And I thought my son had great describing skills, LOL!
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